NEWTwits!

 No Newts is good Newts? No Way!!! We have rarely had as en-
 tertaining person as Newt Gingrich serving as the Speaker of
 the U.S. House of Reprsentatives.  NEWTwits! was set up to
 help the people of America more fully appreciate the rich
 supply of mirth that has been laid before us by this august
 member of Congress. Each month, we will give you the
 first part of a joke featuring His Newtness; your job is to
 complete the joke and E-mail your suggestion to:
 knoot@hotmail.com at the link listed below. Keep it clean,
 and we'll post "all the Newts that's fit to print."
 

QUESTION    FOR    MARCH    1997

 Why did Newt Gingrich cross the road?
 
 Sample answer: He didn't cross anything; that's just what
 the liberal media want you to think!
 
 Please submit your answer at the following E-mail address:
 

knoot@hotmail.com

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Neat Newt Links

Conservatively Incorrect: Witty, insightful bashing of Newt & Co.
Newt's Top Ten Lists: David Letterman's list re: Nootie Patootie
What's Newt: Newsletter tracking Newt's latest activities.
NEWT: The Daily Muse takes on the Speaker