No Newts is good Newts? No Way!!! We have rarely had as en-
tertaining person as Newt Gingrich serving as the Speaker of
the U.S. House of Reprsentatives. NEWTwits! was set up to
help the people of America more fully appreciate the rich
supply of mirth that has been laid before us by this august
member of Congress. Each month, we will give you the
first part of a joke featuring His Newtness; your job is to
complete the joke and E-mail your suggestion to:
knoot@hotmail.com at the link listed below. Keep it clean,
and we'll post "all the Newts that's fit to print."
Why did Newt Gingrich cross the road? Sample answer: He didn't cross anything; that's just what the liberal media want you to think! Please submit your answer at the following E-mail address: